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When you start falling for somebody and you can't stop thinking about when you're going to see them again, I love that. Women are beautiful. They deserve to be cherished and respected.

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Santa ko puri raat Macharo ne bahut preshan kiya…
Santa ne Zehar Piya or Bola.
“Ab kaato Saalo Sab k sab Mar jaao ge”

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Blood relatives often have nothing to do with family, and similarly, family is about who you choose to make your life with.

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Shayari by Sardar-
“Ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga,
dusri ladki ko dekha to vaisa laga,
par dono ne thappad mara to ek jaisa laga

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Blood relatives often have nothing to do with family, and similarly, family is about who you choose to make your life with.

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Boy: Challte Chalte Yunhi Ruk Jata Hoon Main
Bethe Bethe Yunhi Kho Jata Hoon Main
Kya Ye Hi Pyaar Hy . . .???
Girl: Nahi Ye Kamzori Hy
Subha Shaam Glucose Piya Karo . . .

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A person isn't who they are during the last conversation you had with them - they're who they've been throughout your whole relationship.

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Nurse: Aapke judwa bete hue hai
Sardar: ye toh hona hi tha program hi aise dekhti thi KBC -2 Indian Idol -2 Nach Baliye -2 Great Indian Laughter Challenge -2

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If civilization is to survive, we must cultivate the science of human relationships - the ability of all peoples, of all kinds, to live together, in the same world at peace.

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Usne utari saree, fir aayi peticoat ki bari, blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar, yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!

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The only real security is not in owning or possessing, not in demanding or expecting, not in hoping, even. Security in a relationship lies neither in looking back to what it was, nor forward to what it might be, but living in the present and accepting it as it is now.

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Teacher: OXYGEN is must 4 Breathing… It was discovered in 1773
SARDAR: THANK GOD I WAS BORN AFT THAT.
Sardar: Thank God i was born after that! Pehlay Paida hota to mar jaata

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The more connections you and your lover make, not just between your bodies, but between your minds, your hearts, and your souls, the more you will strengthen the fabric of your relationship, and the more real moments you will experience together.

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Aik rikshaw ke peche likha tha k
"SAWAN KA INTAZAR HAI"
Peche se aik truck aya or rikshaw ko oraa dia(hit kia) or us ke peche likha tha "AYA SAWAN JHOOM KE".

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I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.

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Which is the most confussing day in America(U.S.A)?
.
Fathers day..!!
coz..
NOBODY knows whom to wish….

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The basic problem with my love relationships with women is that my standards are so high - and they apply equally to both of us. I seek full-blast mutual intensity, fully fledged mutual acceptance, full-blown mutual flourishing, and fully felt peace and joy with each other. This requires a level of physical attraction, personal adoration, and moral admiration that is hard to find.

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True meanings of "GIRL"
"G"= GOSSIP may sab se aagey..
"I"= INNOCENT sirf shakal se..
"R"= RONE ki automatic machine..
"L"= LARAI may sab ki maa...

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You can't stop loving or wanting to love because when its right it's the best thing in the world. When you're in a relationship and its good, even if nothing else in your life is right, you feel like your whole world is complete.

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Aik Charsi Eyes Donate Kerne gaya,
After operation,
Dr. Asks:
Kuch kehna Chahte ho?
Charsi: Jisko bhi Aankhein Lagaao
Usey bata Dena K
Ye Do Kash laganay
k baad He Khulti Hain

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So many people prefer to live in drama because it's comfortable. It's like someone staying in a bad marriage or relationship - it's actually easier to stay because they know what to expect every day, versus leaving and not knowing what to expect.

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Patient to Nurse: ‘I Love You’
Tumne to mera Dil hi Chura
Liya”. NURSE : “chal jhoota ,
.
Mene to sirf tumhaari Kidney churai
hai”

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Find joy in everything you choose to do. Every job, relationship, home... it's your responsibility to love it, or change it.

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Jab hota hai tera didar..
Dil darakta hai bar bar..
Jab hota hai tera didar..
Dil darakta hai bar bar..Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab mang lo udhar.

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Courage means to keep working a relationship, to continue seeking solutions to difficult problems, and to stay focused during stressful periods.

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Sardar: Why are all these people running? Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why are
others running?

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I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies.

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Nothing is perfect. Life is messy. Relationships are complex. Outcomes are uncertain. People are irrational.

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Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,
husband smart banke aya or bola,
“DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?” tabhi wife zorse chillayi’
CHAKKAAAA!!!

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You can never control who you fall in love with, even when you're in the most sad, confused time of your life. You don't fall in love with people because they're fun. It just happens.

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Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kamal Ka Phul Diya? 
Ladki Ne Usko Ek Thappad Mar Diya,
Ladka Bola Me To BJP Ka Parchar Kar Raha Hu,
Ladki Boli Me Bhi Congress Ka Parchar Kar Rahi Hu. 

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Truth is, I'll never know all there is to know about you just as you will never know all there is to know about me. Humans are by nature too complicated to be understood fully. So, we can choose either to approach our fellow human beings with suspicion or to approach them with an open mind, a dash of optimism and a great deal of candour.

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Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa.
Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb
Nurse : Married?
Patient : No, car accident 

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We are afraid to care too much, for fear that the other person does not care at all.

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Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k khade ho k auraton ko kyo ghurte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai,
Auraton ko dekhne ka Time 9-11am

1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:
kitna pyara bacha hai ?
sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola
Aur hai b Bilkul taaza

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How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

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Cricket game, IPL ki wajah se bahut improve ho gayi...
Hume b apna Exam system improve karne ke liye IPL ke steps lene honge...
1-Har paper 1.5 hr ka hona chahiye...
2-Har 30 Mins k bad DISCUSSION k liye break do...

3-Ek free hit do Jisme Student Apni Marzi ka ek answer likh sake...
4-Pehle 20 mins ka power play do, jisme Examiner Hall se bahar chala jaye...
5-Har correct Ans Pe cheer gals dance kare.

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The beginning of love is to let those we love be perfectly themselves, and not to twist them to fit our own image. Otherwise we love only the reflection of ourselves we find in them.

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Banta:Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Peeta

Santa:Phir tune kya kiya

Banta:Maine kha saalon Aik Aik karke ao

Santa:Phir

Banta:Phir kya Saalone Aik Aik karke dubaara peeta

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We've got this gift of love, but love is like a precious plant. You can't just accept it and leave it in the cupboard or just think it's going to get on by itself. You've got to keep watering it. You've got to really look after it and nurture it.

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Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?

. . Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...

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I believe that two people are connected at the heart, and it doesn't matter what you do, or who you are or where you live; there are no boundaries or barriers if two people are destined to be together.

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"You are growing up in enemy territory. When you become mature spiritually, you will understand how the adversary has infiltrated the world around you. He is in homes, entertainment, the media, language—everything around you. In most cases his presence is undetected. Pornography is just one example."
-PRESIDENT BOYD K. PACKER

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“Young people, I ask you to participate in seminary. Study your scriptures daily. Listen to your teachers carefully. Apply what you learn prayerfully.”
-President Thomas S. Monson