Pappu: Ek Kala Bulb Dena
Shopkeeper: Bhai Sahab Kala Bulb
Nahi Hota,
Aur Kale Bulb Ka Kya Karoge?
Pappu: Yaar Dopaher Mein Jyada
Roshni Mein Neend Nahi Aati..

Teacher: Tumane Kabhi Koi Nek Kam
Kiya Hai..?
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Pappu: Haan Sir..!
Ek Bujurga Aram Se Ghar Jaa Rahe
The..!
Mainne Kutta Piche Laga Diya..!!
Jaldi Ghar Pahuch Gaye..!!!

Baap Bete Se:

Abki Bar Exam Me Fail Hu To Mughe

Papa Mat Kahna

Result Aane Ke Bd Baap Ne Bete Se

Puchh Ki Result Kya ha To

Beta Bola: Dimag Mat Kharab Kar

Madan Lal Tune Papa Hone Ka Hak

Kho Diya.